"I'm totally a stalker!"

Kat

"I think I've got...rabies?" -- Sherrie      

(courtesy of Danielle)  -- I'd explain the context, but where's the fun in that?

Alternate phrase for "Man on the floor!"

"Intense level (plural if more than one guy) of testosterone now on the floor!!!"

Jess:   I alphabetized my clothes today

Colin:  How do you do that?

Carolyn:  You know, purple, pink

Colin:  It's pink, purple!  Whew!  She's the education major...  I have to fix those kids after she's messed them up!  I'll get them 3-4 years after she does and straighten them out.